The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
The real man lies in the depths of the subconscious.
It is a sin to believe evil of others, But it is seldom a mistake.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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